
… on the porch
April 18, 2023
This is an update to a Tuesday Newsday Classic from April 18, 2017
April 18th… it conjures up that most famous poem by Longfellow which begins…
“Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five;
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year.”
But that’s not the important topic this week. Nor is our topic the catastrophic earthquake which all but destroyed San Francisco on April 18, 1906.
No, today we honor the Animal Cracker. Yes, April 18 IS “National Animal Cracker Day.”
The crackers were first imported to the United States from England in the late 19th Century. They proved so popular that Stauffer’s Biscuit Company began production in York, Pennsylvania in 1871. It was in 1902 when they became known as ‘Barnum’s Animals’ and were packaged in the circus themed boxes which are so recognizable. Just prior to Christmas that year a string was added to the box so the cookies could be hung on a tree. Now, over 100 years later, the boxes still retain the string but I doubt many know why there is a string!
Some other interesting facts from the Infallible Wikipedia:
“Barnum’s Animals Crackers are all produced in the Fair Lawn, New Jersey, bakery by Nabisco Brands. More than 40 million packages of Barnum’s Animals Crackers are sold each year, both in the United States and exported to 17 countries worldwide. The cookies are baked in a 300-foot (91 m)-long traveling band oven. They are in the oven for about four minutes and are baked at the rate of 12,000 per minute. About 15,000 cartons and 330,000 cookies are produced in a single shift, using some 30 miles of string on the packages. This runs to nearly 8,000 miles (13,000 km) of string a year. Those bright circus boxes are produced in three colors – red, blue, and yellow – with different variety of animals on each.”
I know all of you would be disappointed if I didn’t share some personal anecdote which relates to our topic. So with apologies to Longfellow, here it goes:
Listen my readers and you shall hear
of the midnight antics from Senior year…
It cost but a quarter for of box of treats,
Yes Animal Crackers for boys that were neat.
Up to the front porch of our desire’s house
My friend Snide and I always sly as a mouse.
A poem attached to each as a clue
Just “who,” it asked, “left these cookies for you?”
The unlucky ones found bushes and trees
Draped with rolls and rolls of contraband TP
Animal Crackers, though, were more easily bought,
Since, heaven forbid, we didn’t want to get caught.
The animal crackers caper was a one year thing for me. The summer before senior year I had been dating a guy, but he had gone away to college in September of 1974. There were some letters exchanged, but it became obvious that the relationship was all but over. So, along with a few select friends, we had lots of free time on Friday and Saturday nights, especially since we were not the party hardy kind of girls.
There was this one guy from choir that I was maybe, sorta interested in. But I doubt he knew I existed.
To be sure, I’m not sure exactly how the whole animal crackers thing started. What I do know is that Toilet Papering houses was all the rage in the 1970’s but it was also a messy thing AND you were likely to get caught. There was another challenge in that local stores would not sell large quantities of it to teenagers, so obtaining it was problematic. Did I mention getting caught was not on my list of good ideas? Did I mention that I DID get caught once which was motivation to not have it happen again?
So instead of TP, we found the boxes of Animal Crackers at the 7-11 on 16th and Summitview Avenues in Yakima. We would then write out the poems on paper and tape them to the boxes. Finally, under cover of dark, we would drive to the street where the guy we liked lived, park a half a block away, and then sneak up to the porch to leave the cookies. We did NOT ring the doorbells or make any noise whatsoever.
To this day I have no idea if these guys ever figured out who left the boxes. That’s not entirely true. In the spring of my senior year, having never gotten any traction with Choir Guy #1, I left cookies one night for a new one – Choir Guy #2 – who I had actually gotten to know during practice for the annual musical. I’m pretty sure HE knew who left the cookies. We ended up dating for two years. So apparently the great Animal Crackers caper worked at least once. And all for a quarter and a little creativity
For those who want to know more about these tasty treats I direct you to: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_cracker






A cultural phenomenon swept through the United States in the spring of 1974, exposing the public to, uh, ‘things’ never before seen. I’m talking, of course, about ‘streaking.’




have the opportunity to become acquainted with ourselves, to think our own thoughts and live our own lives in a way that is not possible for those keeping up with the crowd.”
Her daughter, Rose Wilder Lane, was a successful novelist prior to the publication of the Little House books and ‘helped’ her mother with her manuscripts. I do believe it was Rose who breathed life into her mother’s characters and took the excellent bones and, as her ghost writer, turned them into compelling fiction. It was Rose who had connections in the publishing industry and it was Rose who spent a year ‘typing’ each of her mother’s handwritten ‘memoirs’, thus turning them into commercially viable fiction.
One can visit Coloma, California, and see the spot where gold was discovered and learn more about this fascinating history at Marshall Gold Discovery State Historical Park. Since my daughter lives ‘above’ this area at the north end of Lake Tahoe I plan to drag the hubby here on our next trip south.As always, a link:
One such artist was Jim Croce. Born on January 10, 1943, Croce wrote some two dozen songs which resonated with my generation: Time In a Bottle, I Have To Say I Love You in A Song, and I’ve got A Name are but three of the ballads he immortalized which spring immediately to mind.
Despite the success he had grown increasingly homesick and wanted to return to San Diego to be with his wife, Ingrid, and their infant son. He wrote a letter to her telling her of his plans to pursue a career as a screen writer rather than a songwriter/musician. She would not receive that letter until after his death.
Frank Sinatra, Jr., Rod Stewart and Don Fagen (Steely Dan). But when I saw one particular name I decided to write about him. That would be Jim Croce who was born on this date in 1943. Jim Croce is on my top 10 list – maybe even my top five – of favorite musicians.