Florida in June? Not so much.
May 30, 2023
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According to the “Today in History” site it was on May 30, 1539, when explorer Hernando de Soto landed near Tampa Bay, Florida. Being that it was almost June and not January, de Soto didn’t spend long there. After all, Disney World would not be carved from the alligator and snake infested swamp lands until October 1971, 432 years later. And June in Florida is rather hot and humid, so I can’t really blame him for not wanting to be there that time of year. Who would?
De Soto is an interesting explorer. Sponsored by Spain his mission appears to have been to claim what was to become the United States for the mother country. He left Florida and meandered about the south through Georgia, South Carolina and Tennessee. Things were going okay until he got to Alabama where he encountered a rather hostile group of native people. According to the Infallible Wikipedia:

“De Soto’s expedition spent another month in the Coosa chiefdom before turning south toward the Gulf of Mexico to meet two ships bearing fresh supplies from Havana. Along the way, de Soto was led into Mauvila (or Mabila), a fortified city in southern Alabama. The Mobilian tribe, under Chief Tuskaloosa, ambushed de Soto’s army. Other sources suggest de Soto’s men were attacked after attempting to force their way into a cabin occupied by Tuskaloosa. The Spaniards fought their way out, and retaliated by burning the town to the ground. During the nine-hour encounter, about 200 Spaniards died, and 150 more were badly wounded, according to the chronicler Elvas. Twenty more died during the next few weeks. They killed an estimated 2,000-6,000 warriors at Mabila, making the battle one of the bloodiest in recorded North American history.”
De Soto was, it would seem, the first visiting team to face the mighty Crimson Tide. The Spaniards escaped to Mississippi but their quest for a national championship was doomed. Their bad luck continued and they were plagued by more unhappy natives, disease and lack of supplies. De Soto, committed to his mission, eventually was stopped by the Big Muddy near what is the happy sounding, present day, Sunflower Landing, Mississippi. He saw that body of water as a pain in the neck, keeping him from his westward march for domination. His relationship with the Mississippi River did not end well.
No, it wasn’t the natives, the gators, or the snakes which killed him nor did he drown in the river. Instead it was a fever. He died May 21, 1542 in a native village on the western banks of the river near present day MacArthur, Arkansas.
Truly I am surprised that it wasn’t some sort of wildlife. Take alligators for instance. These fascinating creatures, according to urban legend, occupy EVERY pond, lake, roadside ditch and swamp in Florida. Consider that there are some 7,500 lakes, ponds, etc. What if most contain two gators? Or three? We are talking at least 15,000 alligators hanging out and waiting for some unsuspecting critter or person to wander by and provide them dinner. No thank you.

Then there are the snakes. With nearly 50 species which call Florida home the chances of seeing one is probably fairly high. Which the hubby and I found out when visiting there in May 2007. We had flown down for a conference he was attending and on our final day we walked across the street from the hotel to find a Geocache (https://barbaradevore.com/2022/05/03/geocaching/).
The GPS directed us to the other side of a band of scrubby trees. There was some knee high grass growing up through the cracks of abandoned asphalt and it all seemed perfectly benign. Right up to when the 47 foot black snake slithered towards us. Okay, so the snake wasn’t 47 feet. More like eight. I mean it was huge to us wusses from Western Washington who never have to deal with such things. The worst thing we ever see are garter snakes and those are about the cutest, most benign snake ever. The snake we saw in Florida was either a Black Indigo Snake or Black Racer Snake. Not one of the six venomous ones which live there. Right.
A quick internet search turned up one estimate that there are about 50,000 snakes just in Florida. That’s more snakes than people in the line ahead of you to ride the Tower of Terror.
Our snake encounter was dutifully recorded in our Geocaching log:

While visiting Florida was fun, encountering snakes, worrying about alligators, sinkholes, and hurricanes not so much.
As it turned out for Hernando, Florida was not quite ready to be colonized. It was the stodgy British who, seventy years later, successfully established colonies in the new world. But those people had to live in Massachusetts in the winter since cheap flights to Florida for a sunny getaway in dreary January were not yet a thing. I would have been stodgy too.

For more about the life of Hernando de Soto: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hernando_de_Soto
For more about alligators: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_alligator
University of Florida guide to black colored snakes: https://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/publication/uw251